Batter Blaster: For Lazy Pancake Making
Fruit Brute, Tiny Dancer, and the rest of the GayGamer crew have made my arrival here at GG Castle a momentous occasion, with a huge party to commemorate the launch of the new sites and a brand new wing of the castle to house us newbies. They even added the fusion power reactor to my laboratory to power all my gadgets just like I asked!
So what better way to say thanks than cooking up some delicious breakfast for my fellow castle-mates? Unfortunately, making pancakes for everyone in the castle would be a messy ordeal, and more than a few occupants would kill me for spilling flour on the new oriental rugs - so what to do?
Batter Blaster to the rescue! Yes folks, that's pancakes. In a can. The ultimate in breakfast lazyness (next to pulling out the Eggos, that is.) Just point the nozzle at your hot griddle, greased up with Tiny Dancer's patented Griddle Butter™ of course, and spray away!
Be sure to click the T.V. on the product page for a funny and campy commercial.
Product Page [BatterBlaster]
[via: Strange New Products]
Den Den Boy
Posted to In Your House on 6 November 2007
· Comments (4)
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I don't know which is more scary, that it's dispensed like Cheese Whiz or that it's certified USDA Organic.
I can already see Sandra Lee using this in one of her cooking shows... The horror!
"Batter Blaster" was my nickname at boarding school. Those really were the days.
Batter Blaster? This made my day...