Emotibud Earbuds: Cute Cozies For Those Toxic iPod Earphones

They may be eating their way through your brain, leaving behind only a thin slime of phthalein, but those ubiquitous white earphones are here to stay - at least until we sterilize ourselves into extinction, stop producing them, and eventually the Earth reclaims her children (in this case, white or light-gray earphones) with her mouth of mud and fire.
Until then: Accessorize! These adorable colored cozies snap onto any classic iPod earphones and many others as well, and each sports an Eastern-style (AKA cool) emoticon on a cute lil' white cutout head. For only $16, these officially qualify as a genuine Homotron For The Holidays Guaranteed Stocking Stuffer!
(Guarantee only valid in tiny's imagination. And for some reason, Rhode Island.)
Product Page [Shana Logic]






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