New Wolf King Keyboard For The Totally Insane

Somewhere there's a dude with calamari for fingers who's totally psyched about this new gaming keyboard from Wolf King. Just looking at this picture makes my pinky fingers hurt - and for some reason I hear Murlocs. This lovable monstrosity points itself squarely at the MMO/FPS crowd, and I can see myself adapting my giant primate paws to work this baby until i hit Level 1,000,000. Wolf King's new ultimate in extreme input includes a pair of USB ports (save one for a real keyboard - and go wireless to stay as far away as possible from this...thing), seven hotkeys and a blue backlight for the 12 year-old inside you. (Although my inner 12yo is asking for a pink backlight, and frankly I think he's on to something.)

It ain't pretty, though: at first look it's hard to imagine arranging my digits over this two-turntable blob of plastic, and I haven't met anyone who's just dying to press the letter "N" with both thumbs at the same time. But as a secondary keyboard for high-powered gaming (or ambidextrous "N" capabilities), Wolf King could have a twitchy hit on their hands - the only thing I can't figure out is why the left side is larger than the right side? Then again, thinking anatomically, I suppose one always does hang lower than the other...

Crazy new Wolf King gaming keyboard hits the FCC [Engadget]