All Things Pink And Gay... And For Little Girls...

I think it's obvious to those around me that I have a natural attraction to all things pink and adorable (see my previous admission of love for Sanrio). And it's really no secret that the Barbie franchise is the leading provider of all things gay! Wait... what's that? You mean this stuff is meant for little girls.... whatever, I don't care, I'll cut anyone that gets in the way of me and my Barbie!

I'm pretty sure the rest of the Gay Gamer castle is even getting aggitated by my obsession. As a condition of me moving in, I demanded two extra rooms, one for Hello Kitty and her friends and one for Barbie and her empire. I get weird looks when I place my Barbie is her own chair at the dinner table. I think where the line was drawn, however, is when I demanded that we use the new Barbie Karaoke Machine at the Castle's most recent Karaoke contest instead of the Karaoke Mini Singer.

I put up a bit of a fight, but in the end gave in (read: sat in the corner and pouted). It was then that I decided that I needed to get everyone I know something Barbie related, to show them all how wonderful She is! Lucky for me, Gearlog composed a pretty inclusive list of all the wonderful Barbie tech on the market. Mp3 players, alarm clocks, iPod Docks... they're all there!

While I do suppose you could use this list for the eight-year old girl in your life, it works perfectly well the other Barbie enthusiasts in your life.