16-Inches Of Star Wars Glory

Every once in awhile, I think we all feel the need to let our inner-geek shine brightly through in a demonstration of homo-dorkiness that is undeniable. Try as we might to suppress it, the urge springs up and over takes us, causing us to do whatever geeky action is in our minds at that moment, whether it be defending the honor of Linux, playing the Star Trek IV soundtrack, or engaging in a mock lightsaber battle. And from that moment on, everyone around us relegates us to the nerd box, only to interact with us when they have questions like "What exactly does BitTorrent do?" or "Do you seriously think the iPhone is better than my Razr?" We have the added joy of being queer, so sometimes we'll get questions like "OK, so, should I go with LCD or the Plasma? And what color should I paint the wall I mount it to?"

If there weren't enough things in your daily life to cement you into the above mentioned cave, or if you've just come to embrace your inner-nerd (as I have), maybe it's time you take a gander at these puppies: Star Wars Lighsaber Desk Lamps. That's right, little 16-inch desk lamps shaped like light sabers. 16 thick, glorious inches of dorkdom to shove into... er, onto your desk, letting the world know that you are, indeed, a nerd. There's no going back once you have one of these sweet gadgets resting on your work desk, but then again, why would you want to? You would have a 16-inch saber to whip out and play with whenever you want! I can guarantee no one else in the office even comes close to your dorkified glory lamp.

Swing on over to Think Geek to grab your Officially Licensed Star Wars Collectible Lightsaber Lamp for just $19.99. What else are you going to do with those AAA batteries laying around?

[via: Gearlog]