If She's Smiling At Work...

For all you girls who like girls who like fembots out there, here's another fun gadget that might help to spice up your life. The Massage Mouse is a fully functional optical mouse, with a twist: it comes with two massage pads that you can affix to you body for some rumbling pleasure. Supposedly, the device is designed to help relieve muscle tension while on the computer, but lets be real honest here. This is something that should have been shown at the Adult Entertainment Expo, not CES!

If the product picture and description aren't enough to convince you of the Massage Mouses intended (not stated) usage, here's some choice readings from the order page:

2. Optical Massage Mouse. Besides being a high performance optical computer mouse, the OPTICAL MASSAGE MOUSE is also a convenient massage instrument. Optical Massage Mouse is the combination of regular Massage Mouse and optical computer mouse. The Optical Massage Mouse can be connected to USB port and does not require the battery, it has multiple sensation selections and the users can also adjust the intensity based on their need. And as for the computer mouse function, Optical Massage Mouse has 800 CPI high resolution and high sampling rate at 6500 fps. It has to be used with computer. It's convenient for the office workers.

It is indeed convenient for office workers! If you see the woman in the cub next to you actually happy for a change, you can be certain the Massage Mouse is doing its job!

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