Video: The Amazing Breast Massaging Robot

I have no idea whether this is real or not, but in any case, it's pretty nifty. For all the Girls Who Like Girls Who Like Fembots, we have yet another addition in the midlt-sexist-but-could-be-fun category!

This wonderful little breast massager, the Breast Massage Robot (or BMR, as the cool kids call it), is designed to do exactly what the name implies. Massage breasts. And who, praytell, is the target audience for such a wonderful device:

1. Girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast.
2. Women who received surgery in the breast, desire to have a faster and better recovery.
3. Mothers, who are nursing babies, want to release the pain and to accelerate the secretion of breast milk.
4. Female who is having the period, want to release the swelling pain of breasts.
5. Women who want to lower the incidence of mastopathies.
6. Women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves.
7. Women who want to improve the quality of their sex activities.
8. Women who want to have pretty breasts.

That's right, women who want to foster more breast growth and relieve the pain of menstruation can be assured that this wonderful robot is for them.

The team responsible has even put together a strategic business plan for the BMR! I just can't imagine why the made their sales estimates so low. Only 360,000 in the US? Come on, our women love to be groped by robots! That should be at least 361,000! Well, here's to a happy and prosperous career! Maybe these guys should team up with the makers of the Massage Mouse to complete the... relaxation electronics collection.

[via: GearLog]