Announcement: BigDog Is New Homotron House Pet

I'm pleased to announce the arrival of the BigDog to the Homotron Dungeon! This awesome little guy is pretty smart. He can carry tons of gadgets and gizmos (no more man-purses), he can jump over obstacles, he can climb things and even recover when knocked off balance! We're so happy to have him here that we went out immediately to get some high octane, luxury oil for the little guy! What? You don't believe me that we have one here?

OK... you're right... Boston Dynamics and DARPA won't let us have one, let alone anywhere near it. But I want one really bad, so that has to count for something! All-in-all, this is a pretty nifty robot, and I can definitely see the uses for it. It's a little troubling though that, when you combine this with the Bat Plane we saw the other day, it's pretty clear that the U.S. Military is focusing a lot of energy on bestiality. See, Pat Robertson, you were wrong! Bestiality comes before homosexuality! It's only a matter of time before the gays are good to go in the Army now...

BigDog [Boston Dynamics]
[via: Geekologie]