Gadget Of The Week: Taser C2 Leopard
"Don't tase me, girlfriend!" is the new "Don't tase me, bro!"
Why? Because at least half a dozen people have pointed this leopard-print bad boy toward my inbox, and I'm taking it as a sign from the Gay Gods (including a literal sign from Den Den, who may or may not have gay divine blood running through his nubile veins). While it's probably a good thing that I didn't have one of these in my pocket when my boyfriend and I got harassed in an alleyway on St. Thomas last week, the vengeful queen inside me wishes I had.
More to the point, the vengeful queen inside me really just wants a non-lethal dose of 50,000 laser-guided volts packed inside a delicate leopard print casing, so as to match my white-tiger print hand grenades and a stunning ivory-handled garrote wire I came across during my last jaunt to Angola.
Despite the tag line "Love her...protect her" we know these sparky sparklies were built for leather daddies and drag queens - not just hausfraus. I haven't wanted to slap down $380+ on a purchase this painful since..well, ever. Happy tasing, sugarbuns!
Product Page [Taser.com]
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Posted to Gadget of the Week, Hot Stuff, In Your Pocket on 17 March 2008
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