Introducing...

Me. Hi.

I'm NeonMadman, the new writer over here at Homotron. I heart gadgets and technology. Hence being the new writer. Over here. At Homotron.

I'm hoping that over the next couple of weeks I'll blast your sinuses into the stone age with my incredible typing skills and libelous, obscenity-drenched extroversion insight into stuff. Then, if all works out, you'll become obsessed with me and join the legions of stalkers barking on my front lawn.

My favorite book is DeLillo's White Noise. Favorite album: The Smell of Our Own by the Hidden Cameras. My safety word: "furry kittens."

So yeah. Thanks for the hearty welcome. At your service, m'lord.