Let's Have A TASER Party!

In case the idea of cops and other law enforcement agencies carrying around potentially lethal and painful TASER guns around to create even more YouTube video memes has you shivering with fear or quaking with rage, you might want to turn away from this post.

Remember those Tupperware parties where a bunch of Stepford Wives (and Husbands) get together in a corporate marketing night of fun and profit to sell Tupperware?

Well get ready folks, because now comes the new party in town: TASER parties!

That's right, now you too can get together with your friends over a few drinks and snacks and marvel at the heart stopping power of your very own TASER gun!

What's even better: to cater to the TASER party crowd, new multi-pattern and multi-colour casings are now in production, so you can match your weapon to your outfit!

Personally, if I were an attacker, I think I'd wish for the good old days of pepper spray...

Tasers to replace Tupperware at women's product parties [DVICE]