Never Season Your Meat In The Dark Again

Yeah. So: are your nights filled with endless steaks needing salting and peppering, without a single lightbulb, torch, or bunsen burner to light your way? Or, conversely, are your nights filled with light but dead to flavor? Then this... thing...is for you.
All you'll need is 8 AA batteries (four apiece), a lightless environment, salt, pepper, meat, and these delightful $24.99 Mini Lantern Salt and Pepper Shakers. And a boyfriend crazy enough to go camping. Or be Amish.
Sure, sure - I make fun now, but when the Zombie Apocalypse comes, I'll be stepping over the soon-to-be-reanimated corpse of that queen who lives in the apartment below me in a desperate attempt to acquire illuminated flavor cans.
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LED Lantern Salt And Pepper Shakers [OhGizmo!]






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