Want A Man? Go To The Apple Store!
Cosmo, keepers of vapid insightful tips for the fabulous girl, has concluded in their latest issue that the best place to find yourself a single man is at an Apple Store:
Most guys are natural gadget lovers, and with sales of iPods and MacBooks skyrocketing, more men than ever are stopping by Apple boutiques. The vibe at the stores is conducive to man meeting too: You can check your email among cuties, take a free workshop on anything from Photoshop to podcasting (a great opportunity to strike up a conversation), or just survey the, ahem, good-looking merchandise.
I wonder if this applies to gay men as well?
There is always the traditional correlation between homosexuality and Apple products (yeah, deny it all we want, but we like stylish computers.)
Around here in Miami, I have seen my fair share of really cute guys working at the Apple Store for sure, and practically every iPhone and open browser window in the store is permanently set to Manhunt, so there's certainly a lot of gay clientele at the store...
Hrm, maybe I should spend more time at the Apple Store...
... Steve Jobs the matchmaker?
Buy a MacBook, get a free... husband? [Macenstein]
Den Den Boy
Posted to Miscellany on 3 March 2008
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If it ain't broke... cease production. Right?
Oh, hell yeah it applies to gay men, which is why the Cosmo article is flawed! Sure, there's hot men there willing to talk to girls, but they're GAY!
Face it girls, us boys own the Apple brand.
I'm not lying when I say that my ex worked at one of these. He also had some friends/coworkers that were gay in there. I'm so not kidding.