Keyboard Pants Bound To Make At-Work Masturbation Easier

Confession: I often get aroused at work. I know, that's gross, and I'll probably be asked never to write for Homotron again, but it's true. I'm all about honesty, folks.

So these keyboard pants ... they're totally not right for me. But they might be right for you.

As you can see, the keyboard is in the front. There's also a mouse in the back and speakers in the knees. To top it all off, there's a friggin' joystick in the crotch. That's an obvious one, obviously, but still: way hot. I'd totally bag a boyfriend with keyboard pants but I hear boys like boys with jobs.

Keyboard Pants: Type Your Way To Excitement, Trouble At Work [Geekologie]