PTeq Awesome USB Pregnancy Test

ThinkGeek always does a great job of working themselves out of the Spring slump, and this season is no different - and unlike last week's $30 paternity testing kit, the p-Teq USB Pregnancy Test Kit is an absolute must for any gay man.

Why, just last week I was saying to one of my boyfriends, "Arturo, I'm pregnant."

I wasn't, of course. I just wanted Arturo to stay. And the best way to keep a man is to have his baby.

But just my luck - Arturo whipped out the p-Teq USB Pregnancy Test Kit and snapped it into his handy laptop. It then used an "electrospray ionization process" to create a "your analysis spectrograph" which proved that I was not pregnant by showing a cute picture of a baby with a big black line through its head. No baby.

Features include:

• No batteries required - draws power from USB
• USB 2.0 compatible
• Plug and play, easy operation
• Operating Systems: Win 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, Linux 2.4 or higher, Mac OS 8.6 or higher
• 20 test strips included
• 99% accuracy*

* 99% accurate in detecting hCG, hCG-H and LH. However, these hormones do not necessarily indicate pregnancy or ovulation, respectively. Extenuating circumstances can affect levels of these hormones in your body.

PTeq - USB Pregnancy Test [ThinkGeek]