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Ice Down Your Hotties With Nike PreCool Vest

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The next time you slip a frat boy some roofies, slap this baby on him and chances are he'll be unconscious up to 21% longer!

At least that's what I infer from the Nike PreCool Vest, which claims to let athletes perform up to 21% longer - a rather questionable figure that I'll accept anyway, because it's kinda sexy looking and it's made to wrap around the chests of hot men.

This chilly vest lowers the core temperature of the body with an outer layer of aluminum and an inner layer filled with frozen water. Yup, frozen water.

Whilst I am one of those people who can never get too much relief from the heat, I'm not sure about a vest designed to turn my nipples into tiny leather diamonds. Ouch.

Nike PreCool Vest [Ubergizmo]
[via Coolest-Gadgets]

1 Comments

FriskyApple said:

Brrr.
Ice is cold!

It is based on science and junk: sledding dogs tend to lose long-range dog sled races if their core body temperature gets to high too quickly. There are a analogous human studies, but dogs looks awesome through an IR scope.

Also, it seems like carrying a lot of water would just weigh you down... not to mention look stupid with your ice vest on.

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