Ocotopus Massager For Your Head... Yeah, Your Head... Sure

Modern ingenuity never ceases to amaze me. We are always looking for ways to relax and, at the same time, multitask. Just like when you're working late or just playing games on your computer and you really want a head massage. That happens to me allot... not really. Just like once a week. But when the urge does strike, I can't ask my boyfriend to massage my head because then I won't be able to keep playing SimCities Societies. He'll want to talk, then cuddle, then I'll be roped into watching another episode of Brothers and Sisters, meanwhile all I'm thinking about is how cool a half fun/half totalitarian city would be!

It's times like those that I thank Ceiling Cat for bringing other people with the same dilemma as me together to solve problems. This particular problem was solved by a USB Brain Massager from our friends in Japan. The little gizmo can plug right into a USB slot on your PC and start massaging your brain with 8 little vibrators right away. Want to do it while watching TV? Pop 2 AA batteries in and your good to go. Hell, you can even flip it over and have eight vibrating tentacles to use for... wait a minute.... that just seems a bit... oh, my!

*cough* Well, ugh, now that I've found my newest housewarming gift for whatever lesbian couple just made it to their third week of dating, I think I'll go talk to my boyfriend and catching up on my Grey's Anatomy story lines...

Product Page [Rare Mono Shop - Translated]
[via: Gearlog]