Officer, This Isn't Exactly What I Wanted All Over My Face
You know, you can't always get what you want - it's a natural fact. If nothing else proves that simple axiom, it's the less-than-lethal congealings of Take Down Pepper Gel.
I mean usually, when an officer or security guard is pumping his can and about to shoot goo on my eternally youthful face, it's a different story entirely. Which is why the painful glue-like sludge of Pepper Gel depresses me so - not to mention the fact that it looks like hot sauce, which upon second thought I suppose it is.
With up to 25 feet of spray power and quick decontamination times, Take Down Pepper Gel sounds like a great way to mace bad guys that don't wear glasses and are conscientious enough to face you.
Can you imagine the horror of having pain-glue sprayed in your face? No thank you, Officer - looks like I'm switching back to firemen!
[Product Page via Book Of Joe]
tiny dancer
Posted to In the World on 7 May 2008
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Ha! I picked some of this stuff up a few months ago when my friend and I were doing some photography work in creepy hobo dens. To this date I have yet to mace any hobos though....