Own Your Wang For Just $17

We know, you thought that your wanker was yours and yours alone. You also thought that you and that special someone had naming rights to your member. But what if someone else called their Johnson “Rocco?” What would you do then?

Luckily, there’s a way to guarantee that your significant other will not be talking about some other dudes junk for good. Enter Name Your Wang, a new service that allows you to register your wang’s name for a small $17 fee. You’ll even get a certificate. A pretty one. You can hang it next to your GED.

Maybe you’re thinking that this site may not be legit. Well, a quick look at their Q&A should shore up all your worries:

2) Is this for real?
This site is for real. We are the only authorized site to issue certified wang certificates. All copy cat sites are a joke and should not be taken seriously. According to Government regulations their can only be one issuing site. Nameyourwang.com was chosen above all the rest.

So, yeah. Make sure to swing over and register Rocco before its too late!