That Is A Camera On My Chest And No, I'm Not Happy To See You

My plan to single-handedly take down Scientology, the beef industry, Indonesian textile mills, and the GOP will finally happen, thanks to this little yellow bastard: the Porta2030 camera backpack packs - that's right - all the evidence-smuggling storage space a modern-day political saboteur/activist needs with the don't-taze-me-bro protection of a chest-mounted camera that will record all the intimidation, corporate bullying, and crazy cultist assaults you can handle. Or that will fit on a 1GB flash card.

Sporting a "mobile data-sensing storage transmission unit," whatever that may mean, including a wireless hard drive, aforementioned flash card, an open-source system, and a webcam with LCD mini-terminal, this backpack means serious business.

Wait, did I say the porta2030 boasts physical storage space? I spoke too soon - looks like waging techno-war with this inconspicuous yellow chest camera will require you to pick up a second backpack to use as, you know... a backpack.

[Product Page via Crave]