A 'Geek Cushion' That's Great For The Pushin'

The mainstream tech media are always talking about how products improve performance, ease back strain, or make it easy to work on your laptop while lying face-down. Here at Homotron, however, we sometimes offer some rather... carnal... recommendations for your favorite pieces of gadgetry and accessories.

To wit, the sinfully sodomite possibilities of the "Lazy Geek's Cushion" - no more shall my rough-edged anonymous paramours search in vain for a few pillows to prop up love's architecture. No more shall I exclaim, "Cut it out, you four, my back's acting up!"

Also: an excellent solution for reading face-down, which is how I prefer to do things whether I'm being naughty or nice. I cannot count the number of times I've wished I could work comfortably on my laptop while lying down - at game conferences, for instance, when certain asshole writers take up all available chairs in the press lounge with their camera equipment. I'm looking at you, Gamespot. Grrr.

'Geek Cushion' keeps you from going belly-up [Crave]