Enjoy Your Weekend With These Amazing Dildos LED PC Speakers!
Gadget4All's "USB Bullet-like LED Speaker" is, to be fair, described as "bullet-like," one order of metaphorical magnitude away from being actual bullets and just vague enough to look like a wonderful evening for you and up to two boyfriends. (I wonder: do they sell a party pack?)
Now in order for me to avoid typing something truly vulgar, let's look at the retailer's plug:
USB Bullet-like LED Speaker allows you to enjoy the fantastic music!! Its dual speaker design offers a good quality sound effect. The colorful rainbow LED will flash when the song is playing and it is very nice to listen to your favorite music at night.
Well, that was quite a plug, don't you think? And yet... somehow not as "plug-like" as the speakers themselves. It's a conundrum, innit?
I suppose that if you use these fellas while they're wired, the speaker parts might actually make the units vibrate in time to your por... uh, to your entertainment selection. But does that make them vibrators? I rather think that depends on the ampage of speakers themselves...
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Posted to Hot Stuff, In Your House, On Your Body, On Your Desk on 6 June 2008
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On this 'wonderful evening for you and up to two boyfriends' how do you decide who has to share? Perhaps a little game of spin the dildo.