I Like My Car Accidents Like I Like My Men: Messy
Crave called Brando's new Car Time Projector "ultimate uselessness." I call it a deathtrap waiting to happen.
Everybody knows cars comes standard with—gasp!—dashboard clocks. But that's not good enough for the geniuses at Brando. No, they want a clunky projector to zap the date and time onto your windshield. So while you're mesmerized by the tick-tick-ticking of the colon (not that colon; the one separating hours from minutes, perv), you're unwittingly driving through school zones, over medians and into nursing home caravans.
Check out the product page. Check out how proud they are this piece of shit has an on/off switch. Hilarious.
Anyway, the thing retails for $32, so if you have absolutely nothing to do with that inheritance money you pilfered from your dead aunt, go ahead.
[via: Crave]
NeonMadman
Posted to In Your Car on 10 June 2008
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The dashboard thing already comes standard on some cars, I think. I remember driving somewhere with the speedometer on the windshield, it was really...distracting.