Wal-Mart Steps Into Craigslist Territory, Doesn't Have Prostitution (And Is Therefore Useless)
In another bold move from the Big Boxed Bubonic Blue, Wal-Mart has sidled up to the free online advertising plate, bat in hand, ready to knock Craigslist out of the park. The one big difference: the Christian-friendly discount Godzilla doesn't have booty ads or barely-concealed prostitution!
They also don't allow "blood, bodily fluids or body parts, animal parts or fluids, nonprescription drugs, prescription drugs and medical devices, including but not limited to defibrillators, hypodermic needles or hearing aids."
How am I supposed to get my rocks off if I can't hire twinky drug-addled whores and I can't fondle myself with disembodied dogs legs? Jeez, it's like they don't want you to have any fun.
So, bored, I typed in that I'm looking for "gay" in "boston." This is what I came up with:
So yeah. I thought it was some kind of queer massacre orgy thing, but I guess it's just a band, somewhere. Lame!
[via: Consumerist]
NeonMadman
Posted to In the News, Miscellany on 10 June 2008
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It'll be interesting to see how W*l-M*rt fails at this like they've failed at every other online attempt. They always go online expecting to be the big-box retailer of the internet, the problem is that there's competition on the internet.