'We Met At Midnight' - Tell Time With Your Bulging Pecs

If I've heard it once I've heard it 3.14159265 times: "Dear Uncle Tiny, why can't I meet a man with this janky old Flavor Flav style clock around my neck?" And the answer is as true now as it was yesterday: because the mens don't dig the analog!
We strictly digital up in here. (Up in here.)
Enter this $37.98 piece of techwear: the digital clock t-shirt tells the time on yo' body with an electroluminescent panel (try to work that into your next freestyle rap riff) and sports a remote control that can either fit into a hidden pocket or into a non-hidden-but-still-totally-functional pocket in your pants, if you're wearing pants.
It requires 4 AA batteries and the willingness to explain to everybody that you meet why you want them to be able to tell the time by looking at your chest.
Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here. (Up in here.)
[Product Page via Book Of Joe]






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Two answers:
1) We all have fetishes gurl, some of them involve uniforms
2) Don't Ask, Don't Tell
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