Wi-Fi Detector Shirt From ThinkGeek Is Real Effing Geeky
And that, friends, is why we love it.
This fancy shirt from ThinkGeek catches wireless Internet signals running at either 802.11b or 802.11g and plasters results right on your broad, muscular, cut-from-marble chest. It's powered by three AAA batteries (lasting "for hours" of zoop-zoop-zap awesomeness) tucked discreetly in a small interior pocket.
Yes, this means you can walk down the street and dopes drooling for signals can be like, "Hey, there goes the Wi-Fi shirt guy! Look at his broad, muscular, cut-from-marble chest! Not only do I want to have sex with him, I can check my e-mail! Hot holy shit!"
Of course none of that will ever happen but your $30 shirt will still be a hit amongst your D&D squad.






HEY! i call foul!
most D&D nerds arent really all that into tech. thats why they play such an analogue game.
well, i guess so. used to be the case. now that the game is basically a pen and paper mmorpg, it may be a different story.
(but no, srsly, i kinda want one. just to have. maybe cut out the front and stitch it to something else. like my laptop bag.)