As If Geekiness Needed More Debauchery

Guess what I'm not above? Self-promotion. Big surprise, right?
Anyway, Bostonians will be familiar with The Weekly Dig, a weekly—wow!—alternative newspaper. This week I'm featured in the Soapbox section with an article called "As If Geekiness Needed More Debauchery." In it, I stand up for the good name of geek and bash the hell out of Best Buy's Geek Squad for being a bunch of degenerate horny bastards.
So check out "As If Geekiness Needed More Debauchery" and let me know what you think!
Also, I have no idea what that picture is all about. I Googled "debauchery" and that fine specimen came up. Is it a man or a woman?






The article's not bad, except that the premise really isn't the story and BSOD is just a kernel panic, not a death rattle. If it's that easy to get a Firedog job, maybe I should try it out; I already move around data and re-cable equipment in my spare time.