Collect Your Schizophernia Into An Easily Stalkable Package With Swurl

With so many web-based applications out there to diddle around with, it's hard to stalk someone with any finesse. Along comes Swurl, yet another web-based application that hopes to collect your scattered crazy ramblings and package them with a nice bow so friends, family and ex-boyfriends can check you out.

Swurl collects RSS data from services like Amazon.com, Netflix, Facebook, Blogger, Twitter, Yelp, YouTube, Flickr, Digg and so on.

Once you've stockpiled all this data, Swurl then disseminates it for you in an easily digestible format. You can view it as a scroll-down blog-esque thing, or you can arrange it in a heavily-populated calendar that shows what you did today, yesterday and last year. It gets everything.

I set up my account in 3 seconds flat. The interface was easy and Swurl held your hand through the more "difficult" tasks like finding your Netflix RSS (because who really cares?). And though Swurl supports Blogger, it didn't nab my Homotron feed, so it's obviously a worthless piece of shit.

So the next time anybody asks "What've you been up to lately?" you can be all smooth and say, "Check out my Swurl!" To which they'll likely say, "Swirly? Like, dunking your head in a toilet?" And you'll be like, "Naw, naw man--listen to me. Swurl. Another web-based application inevitably used for social networking." To which they'll probably fall asleep.

If you care, stalk me at http://neonmadman.swurl.com.