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Craft The Creepiest Garden In The World, See Your Guest List Drop To Zero

I have no clue why this video is 5 minutes long, since nothing—literally nothing—happens besides some creepy Eyes Wide Shut music and smoke drifting lazily from the mouths of the dead, but it's super cool.

Using incense and creepy Eyes Wide Shut music, you too can have specters of the undead haunting your garden. Bring the young un's outside and tell them if they don't respect Daddy, they'll become lawn ornaments, too.

Pair this with the Zombie Lawn Ornament, and you're sure to never have guests over ever, ever again.