Get Drunk And Stupid With Anonymity This Summer With Black Bars Sunglasses!
Remember that time you chugged Jager for 6 hours straight and were tossed in the pool bareass naked by your friends and then when you regained semi-consciousness you totally made out with that fat old man? Of course you don't; you were shitfaced! But your friends kept snapping your picture and now it's all over the Internet, you dirty bird.
So how are we supposed to get our jollies in the bright sun with fat old men amongst the likes of sites like Facebook blowing your spot? Why, Black Bars Sunglasses, of course!
Yessir, now you too can behave like a reckless anti-social jackass, get your picture taken, and not have to worry (too much) about repercussions. Your mother will never ever find out!
Pick up a pair and look super-duper cool. They're only $10: roughly the price of your dignity.
NeonMadman
Posted to Hot Stuff, On Your Body on 7 July 2008
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Within one hour of its unboxing, The One became the undisputed ruler of Tiny's entire home. Buy this or despair.
For some reason, that tickles the heck out of my funny bone. Should'a come out for Spring break though!