Homotron Deal Of The Day: 80lbs. Pistol Crossbow, $19.97
Oh fuck yeah!
Head over to Amazon.com and pick up your very own Pistol Crossbow, perfect for pegging pigeons off your back porch, ripping asunder apples from atop a little boy's head, or generally raising hell on the sidewalk outside your office!
This hot-shit Guide Gear Crossbow has some kind of features (and kills!):
80-lb. draw weight for 165 F.P.S. speed; Tough plastic body and compression-molded fiberglass recurve bow limb; Adjustable sights; Comes with 3 aluminum bolts.
I think we should all buy one and have a Crossbow Party. I have a decent-sized backyard, and it's very close to a playground. Said playground is often populated with squealing bratty children. And since my womb is barren, I can't imagine a better way to while an afternoon into faded, booze-soaked memory than hiding in the bushes and shooting arrows at kids!
[Product Page via Consumerist Deals]
NeonMadman
Posted to Hot Stuff on 9 July 2008
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Within one hour of its unboxing, The One became the undisputed ruler of Tiny's entire home. Buy this or despair.
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