My Other Notebook's A Bentley

Wow. You know what I really want to do? I want to saunter into the press lounge at my next big conference event - say, PAX - with a blond leather Bentley-branded tote that opens up into a ridiculously overpriced, overbranded notebook.
And for just £10,000, I'll be able to do so later this summer when Bentley and Ego Lifestyle release this car-inspired bit of status symbol under the unoriginal but sublimely accurate moniker "Bentley Ego Notebook."
Inside this horrific, beautiful thing you'll find Paris Hilton's severed hand Microsoft Vista running off an undisclosed 64 bit processor, 160GB of hard drive, and 12 "direct access" keys.
And since it comes with Vista, those of us without the poundage/dollars to snatch up the Bentley Ego Notebook can rest easy knowing that it won't actually work for anyone who does buy it.
Bentley laptop dares to class up the notebook computer business [Born Rich]






Within one hour of its unboxing, The One became the undisputed ruler of Tiny's entire home. Buy this or despair.
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