Wake N' Bacon: I Can Now Die Happy

The smell of delicious frying bacon is one of the few things that can get me out of bed in a heartbeat - and I know I'm not alone. So this little piggy, impractical though it may be, smells like a hit to me.
The Wake n' Bacon takes a strip of frozen bacon at bedtime, and holds it inside its little wooden piggy self until 10 minutes before your wakeup time. By the time the alarm goes off you'll most likely be crunching on porkbelly and wondering why your nightstand doesn't pour orange juice.
Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for my late-afternoon pork rally.






Within one hour of its unboxing, The One became the undisputed ruler of Tiny's entire home. Buy this or despair.
That is freaking BRILLIANT!
Well, now I will never again burn my foot because I left my George Foreman grill at the end of my bed to cook my morning bacon ;-).