Chrysler's Uconnect To Launch August 25

Looks like Chrysler is preparing to launch their Uconnect in-car WiFi this year that we told you about, a year ahead of the scheduled 2009 launch date. The only difference here being that people that pick up the $499 option with the $29 a month fee will not be able to have their Uconnect box built into the vehicle, instead their car will be retro fitted to accommodate the EV-DO transmitter.

This is great news! Now I can go get that Jeep I've been wanting, mount up my laptop, then take that bad boy for an all-out, off-roading/masturbation session! Oh, don't look at me like that, you know the only reason guys are going to get this option installed is for porn on the go. Yeah, it may be good for "business trips" (read: vacations with that hot intern) and "car pools" (read: orgies), but if I can get a bit torrent client to connect and provide a (pefectly legal, of course) constant stream of Falcon and Sean Cody, why the hell wouldn't I?

In any case, the company behind the EV-DO signal, Autonet Mobile, promises you'll never lose a signal. Which, for the price tag, you better damn well believe I won't lose a signal. I've got some hot, national-championship-title-having-college-wrestlers-turned-porn-stars to download (yeah, I'm just gonna say that link isn't quite SFW… just saying)!