Hammacher Schlemmer: Enabling iPods To Squirt Each Other Any Time, Anywhere

If you've ever been out on a night on the town and hungered for some hot iPod song squirting action, Hammacher Schlemmer is here for you with its new iPod to iPod Transfer Device (we're not very creative with names, are we Hammacher?)
The double-headed device can be inserted into one iPod at each end, and facilitates the transfer of songs and even files from one iPod to the other. Hammacher claims to be able to transfer a three minute song in five seconds and a 30 minute video in three minutes.
The downside is that the device requires its own separate battery to handle all the hot squirting action, but it's rechargeable and also has the bonus of recharging your iPods while connected to them, so it doubles as a portable extra iPod battery.
All this action can be yours for $99.95 at the Hammacher Schlemmer store.
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[via: Coolest-Gadgets]






I'm oddly reminded of the closing scenes of Requiem For A Dream:
"Ass to Ass..."
I wonder how long it will take for the RIAA to sue Hammacher Schlemmer to have this little device considered an aid to criminal music piracy and pulled from the market...
Get an iPod--you only need to spend another $100 to transfer songs. Or get a Zune, and do it wirelessly for free. I'll pick Zune.