New Mplayers Hit Japan, I'm Still Jealous

I'm a big fan of the Mplayers, in particular when they are bedazzled with Swarovskis. I just wish Disney would see fit to release them here in the U.S. so I don't have to explain to the TSA agent what that lump in my pocket is why I fly home from my Tokyo shopping binge. And what can possibly be better than Swarvoski-studded, Mickey Mouse-shaped MP3 player? New designs and patterns, of course, including this lovely model entitled "Ethnic." Yeah, they called it Ethnic.

For just $135, you can snag one of the pretty little 1 Gig, Disney-fied players up. The good news is you won't have to deal with smudging up a screen because the Mplayers don't have screens. And you get to player with mouse ears all day. The bad news is… well, there is no bad news. Just carry around your Swarovski-ladened Mplayer, proudly showing it to the world, and only good luck will come your way.