This WTF Moment Brought To You By: Apple!

OK, I realize the development platform for the iPhone was open to just about anyone, and I also realize there is a lot of trivial bologna on the App Store, but this has got to be the single most pathetic (and sickly funny) thing I've yet!

The App titled simply I Am Rich comes with the following description:

"Art & Livestyle (sic) - Not for everyone

The red icon on your iPhone or iPod Touch always reminds you (and others when you show it to them) that you were able to afford this.

It's a work of art with no hidden function at all.

After pressing the (i) on the main page, a secret mantra will be shown. This may help you to stay rich, healthy and successful.

If it's to(sic) expensive for you - check out my other apps - they are all much cheaper."

Yep. The App's sole purpose is to show how rich and snooty you are. You know, because carrying around an Apple branded product doesn't already do that. And why the hell not, at the low, low cost of $999.99. Not a mis-type there, just honest reporting. I'm still trying to figure out how Apple can let something like this hit the store, but pull real apps like NetShare and BoxOffice?!

Look, I know we gays are all about our status symbols, but I swear, I will call the cancel and have your gay card revoked if you or anyone you know buys this. Conversely, if you or anyone you know buys this, please send me a picture of you holding the phone with the App running because I think it could possibly be the funniest thing I've ever seen.