Stroke Your Cock Over The Internet!

Ah, those crazy Singaporeans: apparently not content with leaving their cocks alone during the day, they've devised a way to stroke your cock via the magic of the Internet.

By putting a special jacket on your cock, you can use tele-presence technology developed by the National University of Singapore to keep track of, and pet your cock over the Internet:

The idea was inspired by acts of pets and animal abuse through lack of welfare. This system enables humans to provide care for pets even though they are physically not together. The system enables a human to remotely touch her pet which is kept at home while she is away(in her office), and at the same time monitor the movement of the pet. This is realized by using a doll, which resembles the real pet located remotely, sitting on a mechanical positioning table. The pet owner interacts with the real pet by touching the doll.

Oh, the possibilities!

Poultry Internet [National University of Singapore]
[via: Neatorama]