Hello Kitty Laptop Frees My Soul!

I have a sick, sick obsession. Every night, I pray that I can change. I go to meetings, we all pray that it will go away, we talk about how we can change ourselves and be normal. But every night, when I go home, I just can't help it... my obsession takes over. I get online and log into a chat room and start talking to other people like me... people that love Hello Kitty.

We do everything we can to change ourselves, to try to fit in with society, to be anything but Sanrio fans, but then something super cute like a Hello Kitty bank is released, and I have to get one! Sometimes, I'll even try to mask my abnormality, try to make it seem normal by adding Hello Kitty to something vulgar and absolutely not cute like a rifle, but I still see the delicious pink and I melt. When people come over, I have to hide my scale so that I don't give away my secret. But when I answer my phone, it's all over, and people know exactly what I am, a Hello Kitty freak!

But last night, at our weekly ex-HKF (that's the term we use... we try to refrain from actually saying Hello Kitty) meeting, I had a realization. Why should I hide who I am? Why should I constantly live in shame and denial, trying to be something I'm not? Why can't I just live free and proud and say to the world I'm here, I'm a Hello Kitty Freak, Get used to it! So I left the meeting and went straight to my local Sanrio store in downtown Chicago and pre-order my Hello Kitty notebook! I don't care that it's horrendously underpowered and over-priced (13.3 inch screen with a 1.9 GHz Athalon Processor for $1,100??), it's beautiful just the way it is. It's luscious pink frame smattered with the adorable Hello Kitty logo is simply a must have!

I have freed myself of the oppressive environment of HexKodus, Int. and declared myself an unabashed, unashamed, loving, normal, perfect-just-the-way-I-was-made, pink-wearing, laptop toting Hello Kitty fan, and there's no turning back now!

The events in this story may have been slightly adjusted to suit a premise... albeit, a bad premise, but a premise nonetheless.