Japanese Recreate Bene Gesserit Torture Box
"Kul Wahad! No girl-child ever withstood so much pain!"
Ah, Young Atreides, your time has come. The Japanese have recreated the infamous and oft-imitated "box of pain" from Frank Herbert's Dune, which Herbert fans will remember being wielded by creepy Bene Gesserit Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam.
The Japanese, of course, have taken their Tuttuki Bako and dolled it up to look all cute, but believe you me - that LCD panda-on-a-string is just window dressing to distract you while the Tuttuki Bako floods your brain with agony. You can also stroke a little girl's face.
So to recap: $30 Japanese finger box lets you "play" some touching "games." Sakes alive. With times being what they are, it might not be so long before I'm offering a similar service myself.
tiny dancer
Posted to In the World on 8 October 2008
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Other stuff like this: bene gesserit, dune, finger box, tuttuki bako
Umm. Wow. I kinda want this. And then I kinda don't.
*blinks* ...this story seems awfully familiar...
Only...it's different now... x_o
Hmm... How long will it be before a hacker has created portable Boong-Ga Boong-Ga with this?