Tamagotchi Revolution...

Do you want to be a parent, but don't want to go through the hassle of finding one of those icky opposite-sex persons? Are you dieing to be a dady, but terrified about "coming out" of the glass closet on the cover of a national magazine? Does the thought of having an emotionally rewarding relationship with a child sicken you? Well then, we have got the thing for you! The new line of Tamagotchi's!

That's right, now you can get all the addictive Tamagotchi "fun" in a plethora of colors. Blue, Pink, Black or White cases surround these fully annoying nagging interative, full color displays to bring you an experience you simply won't be able to live without. If you survived the first wave of Tamagotchi with your sanity intact, and you really feel the need to change that, wave two is here now!

Don't worry, though. For an expected $50 price tag, you too can feel the joy utter disappointment as you kill accidentally let your Tamagotchi die. Get two and double your fun!

Be warned America, the Second Coming of the Tamagotchi is upon us.

BREAKING: Tamagotchi Still Exists, Has Evolved Color [Gizmodo]