Order Pizza Through TiVo, Poop Through La-Z-Boy

Ok, so the poop-through septic dream chair, the Defek-8, remains a product of my desperate imagination. But the other ridiculous thing is true: TiVo has partnered up with Domino's Pizza to enable that holy grail of couch potatoes, the motionless pizza ordering experience.

Too lethargic to lift up the phone? Not a problem! Simply maneuver your thumb over the remote control of your Series 2, 3, or HD broadband TiVo DVR - you can opt for delivery or pick-up, although I think the pick-up option is a bit optimistic. But maybe there's a really energetic TiVo owner out there who lost his or her vocal cords to, say, cancer. Or a bear attack. That person is probably psyched to be able to order a pizza over TiVo... and then pick it up.

The rest of the TiVo universe, I think, will stick to ordering pizza delivery from their couches pleasure barges.

TiVo now allows users to order Domino's pizza [Electronista]