EQM, Measuring Your Tool's Viability

So you've picked up that hot guy you've been eyeing all night, and there's a tent big enough to fit a whole troop of boy scouts underneath in your pants.

But how do you know if that tent pole's hard enough? Gadgets to the rescue! FastSize's EQM (that's Erection Quality Monitor fyi) allows you to pull a pocket size gadget out, press your throbbing member against its censor, and the EQM will give you a colour coded signal that corresponds to a chart that's way more fun than homeland security's threat level chart.

Seriously, "penetration possible with help of hand"? That's gold right there.

(Side note: this is the debut of the "penis" and "erection" tags here on Homotron. Yay!)

EQM - Erectile Quality Monitor [FastSize]
[via: BBG]