Get Your Resident Geek What He Really Wants

This Holiday season, we know many people are going to be strapped for cash. That's why we here at Homotron feel it necessary to buy only really good gifts this year and not spend money on fluff or non-awe-inspiring gizmos.

In that vain, may we present the Optimus Prime Alarm Clock with Projection technology. That's right, this rocking Optimus Prime projects the Autobot symbol every time the alarm goes off, sure to further seduce that cute boy you brought home last night from the bar (not the one Bumblebee peed on, the other one). What's more, the alarm clock will speak one of three amazingly cheesy phrases to you when it goes off! (to further impress that trick nice boy, you should point out the Enterprise alarm clock you have in the living room... he probably wasn't paying attention on the way in).

This rockin' clock runs about 24 British Pounds, which is around $876 American now, I think... anyway, it's uber affordable! Don't tell Tiny, but I already ordered him one. I'm getting Den Den the talking Steve Jobs equivalent that shines the Apple logo when it goes off and also jams all Windows devices in the room.