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CES 2009: How To Get Beat Down In Public

Wear this thing. Seriously. Just wear it and I garuantee you that someone will beat you down like you were one of the idiots stolling down the street blaring a boom box. Because that's pretty much what this amounts to. Except it's an MP3 player. That you attach to your ballcap. With speakers.

Look, if this looks that cool to you, go ahead and hand me the $119.95 asking price. I'm sure I can hire someone to beat the living crap out of your for cheaper than that. It'll be fun, I promise!

I'd list the specs and what not, but really, I'm just not that apt to get anyone even thinking they might be interested in an MP3 player that attaches to the bill of your baseball cap that we all wear oh, so often, and blares music (or whatever you call that noise) to everyone near you.

CES 2009: The Other iCap--an MP3 Player for Your Head [Gearlog]