Me. Hi.
I'm NeonMadman, the new writer over here at Homotron. I heart gadgets and technology. Hence being the new writer. Over here. At Homotron.
I'm hoping that over the next couple of weeks I'll blast your sinuses into the stone age with my incredible typing skills and libelous, obscenity-drenched extroversion insight into stuff. Then, if all works out, you'll become obsessed with me and join the legions of stalkers barking on my front lawn.
My favorite book is DeLillo's White Noise. Favorite album: The Smell of Our Own by the Hidden Cameras. My safety word: "furry kittens."
So yeah. Thanks for the hearty welcome. At your service, m'lord.
Ah, growing pains - the most delicious pains of them all. It's been more than four months since we launched Homotron, and the "GayGamer.net family of sites," as we charily refer to ourselves is growing by leaps and bounds. While we look forward to some cool new features and ever-growing traffic, it's time to level ourselves up, if you don't mind me borrowing a phrase from the gaming world.
Den Den Boy and Jesse James have been everything I could have hoped for and then some, and we're looking to add a few capable mandroids or fembots to our gang of guerrilla gadget go-getters. So if you think you've got the chops, and you've got the time to commit to writing two awesome posts a day (excluding weekends), drop me a line at my Homotron addy - please use the subject line "Homotron Writers" to help keep things organized, elsewise your submission might get lost in the turbulent waters of my inbox.
Please include a few writing samples and tell us about whatever experience you may have had, why you'd like to be a part of the most fabulous and homotronic tech team in this galactic quandrant, and don't forget to include a racy picture for my perfectly appropriate hiring process have a wonderful diurnal unit!
It's finally here, the most wonderful time of the year! Kicking off today in Fabulous Las Vegas is the Consumer Electronics Show 2008, a wonderful expo featuring all things wonderful, techy and geeky! Expect big announcements for new toys within the next year and grandiose announcements for future tech, and we here at Homotron will be covering it all! Well... we'll be covering it as best we can from our respective homes... no matter, there's tons of news to go around, and we're here to give you our thoughtful insight and mandroid perspective!
So stay tuned, there's plenty of fun and exciting news to come this week (not to mention booth babes, and the oft looked over booth hunk!)!
The gremlins in the server room here at the castle report we're having some DNS difficulties for the time being. If you can see this, you're in luck! However, some portions of the Internet cannot reach our site at the current point in time.
My memory core is currently in the process of being inserted into the servers so I can feel around inside the systems (kinky.)
Our fabulous reporting will be on hold until these issues resolve themselves, but once they do, we'll be back to our regular full schedule!
Update: Our resident Gremlin master, Mikey, has informed us that things should be mostly back to normal. There's still a few little bugs running about the castle, but we've got an industrial cleaning team on the job. I just saw them unload a very intricate little gadget with lots of little lights and sinister looking pointy ends. Ooooo new toy!
From everyone at Homotron to all of you adorable Lesbots and Recepticons, have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
And for our friends from other lands, please enjoy a regular Thursday.
We'll see you on the flip side.
Welcome to the first edition of Homotron Week In Review! We had a great first week stepping out into the Internet, and we hope to continue to bring you the gadget and technology news you want every weekday!
We're looking forward to a great second week with you, our dear readers!
Great Giggling Gadgets, it's time! After a long and grueling pregnancy, we announce the birth of a gleaming baby... robot? That's right, Boids and Grills, Homotron is here at last - and with the help of our new Homotron writers, Den Den Boy and Jesse James, we'll be bringing you all of the latest news in technology, gadgetry, and the queer robotic sciences.
Homotron joins PopSucker as one of two new blogs here at the GayGamer Castle, while our comics and tabletop gaming sections grow up and get their own URLs - forming an unassailable bulwark for gay geek culture to thrive. Whatever your technological poison, we'll aim to keep you happy.
Are you a cenobite in the Cult of Mac? A Linux fr33k? Do you have a fixation for things shiny and electric? Plastic, polystyrene, chrome? Digital, analog, pneumatic? Top, bottom, bi-curious? You're in the right place, fella or lady. As the days progress, I'm sure we'll make some changes and alterations to our newly-created digs, so if you see something that isn't working or have any suggestions, be sure to let me know. Otherwise, let me open these gates (I have the remote somewhere...) and welcome you to Homotron!
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